December 2011
31 posts
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Dec 30th
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bought myself a new pair of jeans, a pair of...
and now i am poor again. oh also i locked my keys in my car yay.
Dec 28th
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fuck you, okcupid guy.
so i have a mostly unused profile for friends & networking. i ignore the guys looking for booty (it clearly states that i am in a monogamous relationship and NOT looking). got a nice message from a guy in town for the holidays looking for like-minded friends, we eventually exchange phone numbers to text. he seems very cool, and we talk for a bit, potentially make plans to have lunch tomorrow...
Dec 27th
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a.m.'s family has a strict idea of what "family"...
and because we’re not married, apparently, even though i’ve been with blake for a year and a half and have lived with am and blake for all of it, i’m not it. well this just makes me feel welcome.
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
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i enjoy his family more than he does,
and it makes me sad. he also cares little to none for my family as well. it makes me angry. i’m going to have a happy holiday, i swear.
Dec 24th
got a full 4.75 hours sleep last night.
yay for scheduling me to close at 11 last night, which means i didn’t get out until 12 and didn’t get home until 1, but i still have to wake up at 5:30 to get here at 7.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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i dress my mother
better than i dress myself.
Dec 23rd
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for someone so against society and cultural...
you sure are goddamn picky about a fucking hoodie. stupid boyfriends pissing me off.
Dec 21st
yay, books for newtonmas.
we love books. we love books so much that we (literally) have a whole library full of books. books that we’ve read over and over, books that we’re working on, books that we started and then forgot about because we started another book, and about thirty or so books we’ve bought - some we bought almost two and a half years ago - and still haven’t cracked the cover of. oh,...
Dec 19th
oh, young male gamers.
so i work at gamestop. i know a lot about video games. i’ve played almost everything. i’m educated, intelligent, and good at my job. young high school boy who got hired same time as me, however, not so much. he can’t alphabetize, which is an important skill to have when his job consists solely of…alphabetizing the racks. although he does have to greet and find things for...
Dec 18th
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everyone's graduating/graduated.
why did i ever leave north carolina?
Dec 18th
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yay!
supposedly they’re opening up a sephora in town, which means blake could start working there again which means he gets a high paying job and i get free makeup!
Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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buddy the elf, what's your favourite colour?
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
Dec 11th
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i thought we could forget about it and just move...
blake and i may have a daughter in february after all. i don’t really know what to do right now. and i’m scared.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
Dec 8th
a bagel wif lox and cream cheese and capers
please. ooh, and i forgot! we call about the jack (that’s a male donkey for you yankee followers out there) today!
Dec 5th
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Everybody Loves Petch: I prepare to put my foot in... →
thedreadfulspindlykillerfish: Ahem. To all the people that deny the whole “violence and weed culture” thing (‘when I get stoned I don’t want to beat my wife up’ arguments), the group of people I used to hang out with used to like getting stoned and then go out looking for fights. I also have been started on my people who got… i hate this argument. weed does different things to different...
Dec 5th
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i seriously went to bed at 4:30 am, woke up around...
wtf is wrong with me.
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
we might be adopting an abandoned donkey!
eeeee!
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Save Room For Coffee: Circumcision is mutilation,... →
lailatov: saveroom4coffee: Circumcision is mutilation, whether it is a boy or a girl. [snip] Actually, male circumcision has been proven to have health benefits, especially when it comes to reducing STD risk, and it isn’t as painful or sexually impairing as female circumcision…. hear hear! it may not be as traumatic as fgm, as that generally happens when the girls are old enough to...
Dec 3rd
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i fucking hate the smiths
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Dec 1st
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